Ten years ago this week The Downward Spiral was released.

Remember when — Trent with Pigface, back when he had only sold 5000 albums:

Happy Birthday, TDS. Hope the years are treating you well. I know Trent’s been cheating on you with Dave Ogilvie and S.N.F.U., but he still cares. He’s just got other interests, now. You’re still important to him, I promise.

Send money,
Love Jairus

PS: Tell Trent to fire his crappy band.