Can Nothing Stop Computo?! – Turns out, no.

What Happened When I Went Undercover at a Christian Gay-to-Straight Conversion Camp – What could be less gay than a bunch of men pressing tightly against each other and whispering in each other’s ears?

Sampla tests your video game music knowledge, reflexes – 2260 on my first run through.

6 Logical Fallacies That Cost You Money Every Day – You are doomed to a future of terrible choices. Read this and despair.

The best fucking final boss theme in existence – A critical analysis of FFVI’s ‘Dancing Mad’.

Geeky Math Equation Creates Beautiful 3-D World – Holy fuck math is creepy.

Men are from Earth, Women are from Earth – Sex difference research: 72 pt headlines and 12 pt retractions.

Bank Street,  Then and Now – The thirty-year update on Ottawa’s almost-Main-Street.

Conscious man ‘in coma’ for 23 years – If I am ever in a coma, let them use the weird machine on me please.

The Good, the Bad, and Godzilla – I read it to my cat Mothra every night before bed.

Halloween in NY: Bleecker Street – Ralph Lauren spooks it up!

Saturn at equinox – During the equinox, the sunlight casts long shadows across Saturn’s rings, highlighting previously known phenomena and revealing a few never-before seen images.

Candid Interviews with Former Soviet Officials Reveal U.S. Strategic Intelligence Failure Over Decades – Well fuck.

Why men in ads are dumb, goofy or completely inept – Silly men. You can’t take them anywhere.

Yearbook photos that musicians hoped we would never see – Includes the real slim shady.

Why I Should Write Dr. Strange – One day, you wake up, and blue is gone.

The Evolution of Cell Phone Design Between 1983-2009 – Remember when the Nokia 8210 was the hottest shit around?

Jughead’s hat – A life-long mystery, solved at last.

Let’s say I was the complete master of all things gravity and I wanted to hurl a person into the sun – I am in complete, omnipotent, magical control of gravity. I can increase and decrease gravity at will, relative to all objects, across all distances.

Wall Street on the Tundra – This is what happened to Iceland.