CHARLES SUZANNE AND I WERE IN THE COMPUTER ROOM. WE MENTIONED THAT WE WERE A BIT HUNGRY… PERHAPS -TOO- HUNGRY…

BEFORE WE KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING, LESLIE HAD PREPARED A FEAST

AND I MEAN AN ACTUAL FEAST:

• SCRAMBLED EGGS
• PANCAKES
• BAGUETTE FRENCH TOAST
• CRISPY BACON
• SAUSAGE ROUNDS
• ENGLISH MUFFINS
• OLD-FASHIONED HASH BROWNS
• GOURMET COFFEE

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY: I HAVE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER. FURTHERMORE, CHARLES AND SUZANNE HAVE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER BY PROXY.

I LOVE YOU DJ LESLIE!

(IF YOU TRY TO WOO HER I WILL CUT YOU. THEM’S THE RULES. I DON’T MAKE THE RULES.)