The Mighty Moonworm
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Yeehaw
The new hat.
I have ridden the mighty moon worm
I am now returned from a 2300-capacity Saloon, where I filled an evening with rum, mechanical bulls, and by taking a lot of money from a lot of Texans in a game of hold ’em.
Tomorrow: New hat.
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My Texan Friends,
We regret to inform you that on 4/20, Ad·ver·sary will be performing at The Gallery in Dallas. This will be followed by a DJ set, which will then be followed by a lot of alcohol, and perhaps also a drunken trip to Mexico.
Our apologies for the inconvenience. We will do everything in our power to help you through this difficult time.
Yours in Christ,
Me.