quoted for truth

me: hey you doing any torrenting/filesharing or the like?
Mike: i am not
me: k
Mike: y?
me: my usenet connection is at 5kb/s
me: there we go
me: is back now
Mike: its been spiky all day
Mike: ping goes crazy when i’ve been playing cod4
me: shitty
Mike: yup
me: fucking rogers
Mike: i hate them so much
Mike: its like getting cancer when the only other option is aids

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  1. I have a joke for you, which i am only telling because it involves both cancer and AIDS.

    An Irishman named O’Malley went to his doctor after a long illness.

    The doctor sighed and looked O’Malley in the eye and said, “I’ve some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can’t be cured. You’d best put your affairs in order.

    O’Malley was shocked but being a solid character, he managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor’s office into the waiting room, where his son was waiting.

    “Well son, we Irish celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don’t go well. In this case, things aren’t so well. I have the cancer. Let’s head to the pub and have a few pints.”

    After 3 or 4 pints the two were feeling a little less somber..There were some laughs and some more beers. They were eventually approached by some of O’Malley’s friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

    O’Malley told them they were drinking to his impending end. He told his friends, “I have been diagnosed with the AIDS.”

    The friends gave O’Malley their condolences, and they had a couple of more beers. After the friends left, O’Malley’s son leaned over and whispered his confusion.

    “Dad, I thought you told me that you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends that you were dying of AIDS!”

    O’Malley said, “I don’t want any of them sleeping with your Mother after I am gone.”

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