The transcripts of the Senate debate on the recently-amended drug bill are pretty amazing:
Hon. Claude Carignan: People often bring up the hypothetical situation of a youth who gets sent to jail for passing a joint to a friend. This bill has nothing to do with situations like that. Have any of you ever seen a three-kilogram joint?
Senator Comeau: That would be huge!
Senator Carignan: It would indeed be a huge joint.
reminds me of an old Cheech and Chong game show spoof called “Let’s make a dope deal” :
The host asks Chong ‘How many joints are in an ounce? ‘ and he replies: “Two… I roll big joints man.”
Host: ‘our judges say that’s okay, they roll big joints too!’
Chong: “They must be from California man”
:D
It’s “How man joints are in a lid”.